I find it pretty funny in a dark, sadistic way when people discuss some of Japan’s eating habits. Most specifically their certain taste for dog. If this subject gets brought up around my mom (which I often do as you will see why) she will squeel, “No! I could never eat cocoa (our especially annoying dachshund punt-a-pet)!” This reaction slaps an irony-comprehending smile across my face. Eating dogs and cats is so taboo in our country, it’s almost like eating someone’s kid. But we Americans will eat bacon, ham and pork sausages to such an extreme that the only possible way we can produce enough to go around is to place pigs in each their own little jail cell while we fatten them up with corn (duh duhh duhhhh), steroids and antibiotics. All this we do to the third smartest animal known of on this planet; just behind dolphins and our cousins the primates.
Dogs, no matter how much personality you project on to them, will never be as smart as our dear friend the pig. My dog could probably be eaten by a pig in one bite -which is an awesome idea to keep in mind if I ever wanna stop cleaning pee puddles off of my carpet. But isn’t that such a horrible idea? Well, next time when you start biting into a strip of fat covered bacon remember that you are eating Spot, but Spot if he was smart enough to pee outside.

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